- Friend:
Why don't you have a boyfriend?
- Me:
Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
Things police officers should not do upon returning to a house that had been previously burglarized:
-Pound on the outside of an already terrified victim’s air conditioner with a metal flashlight.
THAT SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME OKAY DON’T FUCKING DO THAT.
I FUCKING HATE THIEVES AND ALL OF MY SHIT IS FUCKING GONE.
They’ve been in my house. They’ve been in my room. All of my shit is broken or missing.
Bye bye trip money. Bye bye jewelry.
