farrahsfaucet: you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily
is there a non-sexual way to eat a lollipop SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER AND EAT THE REMAINS settle down there thor
ursorum: im trying not to judge books by their covers but
joggingdead: when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
The three types of cosplayers
feathers-theangel: There are cosplayers - Then there are Cosplayers - Then there are COSPLAYERS:
angelbqc: somethingonlyiknow: GOING TO NEW YORK IN A MONTH TO MEET BRIDGET HOW DO I EVEN. This is correct FUCK YEAH.
kiitsunes: How I picture my action scenes How I write my action scenes
GOING TO NEW YORK IN A MONTH TO MEET BRIDGET HOW DO I EVEN.
pizzaforpresident: yolanswag: pizzaforpresident: Nothing quite irks me like Lol with a capital L. just never capitalize! lol (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Follow for more Yolo Swag! ☆ :･ﾟ✿ Okay I found what bothers me more than Lol
montresorsmind asked: FREAKING OUT!!!
montresorsmind asked: asdfgkjhl I MISS YOUUU
i should’ve picked a less painful otp
The less loved you are by others, the more you have to love yourself.
me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself
What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.– Franz Kafka (via expiry)
OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU A THING.
The Transformers 3D ride at Universal Studios was the best fucking experience ever oh my god. GO THERE JUST FOR THAT RIDE.
writingrants: That moment of realization when your parents/friends/teacher ask you what your novel is about and every aspect of the story suddenly seems too idiotic and cliche to say out loud.
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells